caden mathews

A person that drives puss puss car.

Have you seen John around.
Last i heard of him he was a caden mathews.

by john marst October 26, 2020

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020

Mathew Adams

“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend

Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad

“ ewwwwwww look there’s Mathew Adams gross my poor eyes I can’t see anymore”!!!!🤨😡😒

by Gruby.geo May 8, 2018

mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019

Mathew

He is a chad. Usually a short guy who drives a Camry SE and is the general manager for the JV basketball team. Typically around the height of 5’10

Mathew the general manager writes stats for the jv basketball team

by Camryse2023 November 15, 2022

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Not it, don't be a Mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

mathew netardus

He is mean to every body and hates his girlfriend

Your a dick Mathew netardus

by Sup nigger July 3, 2017