Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.

“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”

by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023

Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing

Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers

by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023

Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.

"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."

by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A game by nerds for nerds.

I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

Piano Gathering

The event that takes place when a group of musicians find a piano at a school or house, suddenly or gradually "gathering" around the instrument. The result is each piano player showcsing their talents by playing their best piece(s), while the others watch and wait for their turn. Sometimes pushing and overthrowing of control for the piano takes play. Happens mostly around Asians.

For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years.

My plans with my friends were almost crushed when Josh started a Piano Gathering at my house, lasting for almost half an hour.

Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago.

by The Person from the Country August 4, 2011