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Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.
by lenarius614 November 6, 2010
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master blast

1. the act of smoking freebased cocaine (crack) while climaxing from engaging in oral sex.
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).
1. I gave Eddie a master blast after he cooked up an eight ball and then we fucked like pigs.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.
by betty April 4, 2004
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Masterbathing

When you're taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own semen.
"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"

"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."

Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013
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masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples
They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.
by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007
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Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person
by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011
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masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.
by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016
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Masterbaiter

Masterbaiter = Me
by Ƥapi October 10, 2018
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