Maple Widow

One who's partner is "Mapled". Experiencing the feeling of sharing a space with someone who is not really there.

"Do you want a cuppa?...Cup of tea?...Hello?...Oh bugger it. Jus us Maple Widows then"

by Katieog January 23, 2007

Maple Custom Team (MCT)

A place where you can show off your sprites and have nubs leech and ask for requests.

Example of Maple Custom Team (MCT):

Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C@ST0MZ?
Member: Go away

by Jrkiller September 4, 2009

maple leaf salutation

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.

"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."

by J. Q. Faskesbury III October 8, 2009

maple wet nuts

sucking the balls of a canadian dude

Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.

by ccandstees April 8, 2011

maple muncher

A maple muncher is someone who strictly dates Canadians only (Canadians dating other Canadians are not included).

Selena Gomez is a known maple muncher because of her saying history e.g., Justin Bieber and the weekend

by Karose March 3, 2017

maple taffy

A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.

I went to go get maple taffy

by Ambush1972 June 20, 2017

Maple Ridge Elementary School

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019