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mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can
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Mantis

Mantis is a person who sucks cock in hell. He likes dressing in women's clothes and often flashes his cock at old men.
He was flashing people in the park. Oh he must be a mantis.
by Dotty89 October 7, 2020
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Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
by xenoscum January 12, 2021
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Slippery Mantis

When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.
“Jane gave joe the Slippery Mantis during a rub’n tug session.”
by Cocobeware69 May 27, 2022
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Manti t’aod

To be catfished into a romantic relationship by a gay person posing as the opposite gender.
He was fooled into thinking he was talking to a woman and had a long term relationship online with her. Years later he was Manti T’aod to find out it was a “Kaleki”, a man with a penis and not a woman at all!
by Dakini girl May 26, 2024
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A mantis

A person that won't stop going after women, even when they threaten to call the police.
Why is he such a mantis, she already said she'll call the cops
by Streetknowledgegod December 19, 2017
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Slippery Mantis

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.
Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.
by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022
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