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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Hurtis Mantis

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!
She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)
by Anico November 23, 2007
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Mantis Eyes

The act of having wicked or unpredictable eyes. unpredictable in the sense as you do not know where the person is looking due to the amount of irregularity of the pupils and iris.
"I could hardly look at her, those Mantis eyes were going everywhere,"

"I cant tell where he's staring with those Mantis eyes,"
by Illegalysexy January 5, 2012
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Slippery Mantis

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.
Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.
by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022
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Manti t’aod

To be catfished into a romantic relationship by a gay person posing as the opposite gender.
He was fooled into thinking he was talking to a woman and had a long term relationship online with her. Years later he was Manti T’aod to find out it was a “Kaleki”, a man with a penis and not a woman at all!
by Dakini girl May 26, 2024
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A mantis

A person that won't stop going after women, even when they threaten to call the police.
Why is he such a mantis, she already said she'll call the cops
by Streetknowledgegod December 19, 2017
mugGet the A mantismug.

Manty

Manty is an amazing person. Someone you can talk to and trust.
I date with Manty.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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