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manses period

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.
I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period
by squibble d squabble November 18, 2006
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manses

Your boys, homies and partners or someone else's boys, homies and partners.
"I want to bang Scott and all he manses!"
by Ann McKay July 25, 2006
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Howie Mandell

A finishing move after sex from any position.
Where-in the man ejaculates into the condom and immediately pulls out, pulls the full condom off, places it over his own head over his nose, fills the condom with air, and releases the spunk filled rubber into the air.
While the spray of cum covers his own head and that of his mate he throws his hands into the air and in a high pitched voice yells "Hello, my name is Bobby!!!" (a popular Mandell character from his stand-up comedy days.)
"Last night I had a hell of a time cleaning up the bedroom after pulling off the Howie Mandell"
by JK Sunny October 7, 2006
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mansectomy

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)
If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.
by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006
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mansexy

A man who so epitomizes the ideals of coolness, awesomeness, manliness, badassness, and charisma that he achieves a heterosexual appeal that makes lesser men want to be him.
When Robert Plant performs, he has mansexy.

When Jimi Hendrix wails on the guitar, he has mansexy.

When Tyler Durdan kicks ass, he has mansexy.
by bnastyflintmi March 10, 2009
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Mandel

Noun
1. A male whose style preferences and body-type resemble that of a very thin and tall model
2. A male model
Eileen: Look at that skinny boy with the murse!
Kathy: Mandel alert!
by eilnlove September 3, 2009
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kiki majens to maisel

1.Song from the whisperer and autotuned singer Selena Gomez
2. Way to say "Can't keep my hands to myself"
Hey bro come closer...I need to whisper you smthng....kiki majens to maisel
by bish.u.gat.me.fuk.ap May 6, 2016
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