The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021
Get the Mallory’s Birthdaymug. A sweet lady despite being called a hoe, slut, and various other insults. She cares about her friends and will not hesitate to hurt anyone who hurts her friends. She keeps tabs on her enemies but is fun to hang out with.
1: "Dude, did you hear about Mallory?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."
by Sudokua October 5, 2020
Get the Mallorymug. Mallory is the name of a girl who falls in love fast, but will probably end up breaking your heart. However, she gives the best blowjobs you will ever receive.
by meowmeowmeow.uwu December 22, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. mallory is a person that tries to hide who they are. Mallory can be a very bad, fake friend. Never trust a Mallory, Mallory might be your best friend, but trust she don't fuck with you she Finna stab you in your back. She steals from you. She lies to you. she talks about you she does everything she can and praise on your downfall
person one: I can't wait to see you tomorrow, and also can my friend Mallory come
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
by grassyads March 19, 2025
Get the mallorymug. Mallory eisler is beautiful smart and encouraging she has the biggest heart and if you are a very lucky person you will meet a Mallory eisler she is delicate tho she has trust issues and abandonment issues so be kind to her because she is the best
by Lovebug369 March 15, 2020
Get the Mallory eislermug. mallory is the type of girl you should never let go of, she has straight blonde hair and gorgeous blue\green eyes and loves to pull all nighters with her closest guy friend (it gets nasty) boys adore her and always always asking her out and won’t ever leave her alone. mallory loves sports and loves to cuddle. she is the most beautiful girl ever! and has nice boobs and a great body she loves to be called princess and loves to love. but she can very jealous but that just means she cares don’t ever upset her or she with claw your eyes out with her long acrylic nails, she knows how to kick ass. but she wants yourzzzz
mallory damnnnnnnn, guys did you see it while she was walking
they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
by kasch March 28, 2019
Get the mallorymug. You are an amazing women. A faithful person who will never let anyone down. You conquer everyone's happiness before yours. Your beautiful on the inside and out. Have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. Your just a great person all around.
by Elizabeth Rider November 23, 2014
Get the haley mallorymug.