The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.
Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world
Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.
Hirty Harry: You bastard.
Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.
Hirty Harry: You bastard.
by Da Money March 18, 2005
Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh January 22, 2012
The “magnum opus” of cocaine peddling. When you fill a condom with cocaine and store it in your anus.
by pumpkaju January 12, 2022
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.
The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.
As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.
“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.
“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 31, 2024
A word brought on by frustration while playing a video game. Mainly used when thrown from a vehicle.
by The Tubman April 22, 2009
The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023