Malentatious

When something is so outrageous it blows your mind

“Jesus, this rain is malentatious”

“Dude the movie interstellar is so fucking malentatious it’s crazy”

by Gmonee November 15, 2019

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020