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Mastan

A Mastan is a very sexy and intelligent man. He will spend countless hours in the gym, perfecting his beautifully toned body. He is also very kind and compassionate. He tends to be very empathetic, so don't show him sad videos. A Mastan is also very humorous and will try to make you laugh at the most random things. If you are lucky enough to know a Mastan, then keep him around. He is the weirdo at the party that makes everyone laugh and smile.
Hey, does your friend group's Mastan like Newts?
by TsupBro December 21, 2017
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mastacate

by GurnMon October 10, 2005
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Master Baiter

A man who is greatly skilled in handling any bait, preferably the large nightcrawler he's got in his trousers.
"Uhhhh uncle Rick...why are you taking your pants off?"
"Now you see here sonny...to hook a big sumbitch you need a big worm and lucky for us, I happen to be a master baiter myself"
by AceJohnson69 February 18, 2020
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meme master

A meme master is an individual who's passionate about memes or displays mastery in their creation and usage. It is a synonym for meme lord.
"That meme master memed me so hard I couldn't even meme straight for 420 days."
by epycurasWynter May 11, 2016
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Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
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Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.
by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011
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Mastake

When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.
An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))
by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012
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