Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.
Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
by chrysalis May 3, 2011
Get the Emperor Mongmug. Based on the often offensively used word mong.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while."
2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."
2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."
by Lord Ass July 10, 2005
Get the mong outmug. by maaaaaaaate June 5, 2015
Get the Turbo mongmug. 1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.
2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."
"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."
2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"
"What do you want nig nog?"
"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."
2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"
"What do you want nig nog?"
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
Get the Midge Mongmug. (noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
Get the mong fortressmug. it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.
it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"
bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"
bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"
therefore Chris is a mong biff
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"
therefore Chris is a mong biff
by jabba dabba doodlely July 5, 2010
Get the Mong Biffmug. When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"
by Dirty gates May 17, 2011
Get the J-Mongmug.