Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

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Mocked

Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses

Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?

by ball slanger June 14, 2022

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Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

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No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

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Year 10 mocks

Please kill me

I have my Year 10 mocks tomorrow

by Paragon98X March 21, 2022

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Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022

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