by DeAndre Fields April 04, 2018
The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.
Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.
by Zog 69 December 22, 2015
I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)
by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024
"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"
Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020
One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.
1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024