by parenthesesplease January 27, 2025

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021

by tommothetiny April 4, 2021

Etymology: English "medicinal": tending or used to cure disease or relieve pain. < French "médicine": medicine; cure. < Latin "mĕdĭcīna": art and practice of medicine, medicine in general meaning; treatment; remedy, cure.
1 Marijuana in Turkish slang.
1 Marijuana in Turkish slang.
by OldbutGoldPenny July 7, 2021

by gussy finknottle July 5, 2021
