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Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication prescribed to Bon Jovi fans and taken twice daily to aid them while they wait for a new album or for the release of tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease, only bad medicine can. Prescribed by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain’t got a fever, I got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy, I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need, Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three.

Your love is like bad medicine.

I just quoted Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :))
by sixxaep March 11, 2023
mugGet the Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)mug.
an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2012
mugGet the the medicine you digest so well latelymug.

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine
by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015
mugGet the grandpas old cough medicinemug.

Medicinal castration

A herbal remedy for women and children for all ages pre year 2004 where you remove the penis head and the testes of the judges who hurt you by admitting the amount of nuclear weapons in America with your families 21000 welding gas containers scares you more than world wars a search quested for my every illegal black kid.
Women's rights was medicinal castration, chemical warfare and spermacide
by Cody5050 December 20, 2022
mugGet the Medicinal castrationmug.

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.
Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the alternative medicinemug.

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