Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.

Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.

by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024

bare maximum

when someone is being over the top and it's not their place or obligation

Why are you doing the bare maximum? You don't need to ask me how my day was

by Ashlee Dawson February 5, 2024

Maximum Spoolage

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.

Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.

by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023

Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 30, 2023

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022