maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

maximum loadage

a phrase that discribes a person place or thing that has gotten so large or heavy that it is beyond all known paramiters....elephants, wrecking balls,,,,fat chicks

dude that fat chick is so fat she has exeeded maximum loadage...and she ain't riding in my car...get your uncles dump truck...

by last star fighter September 3, 2007

Bare Maximum

When a turbine mechanics exceeds expectations on cleanliness of components on a steam turbine

Zach gave the bare maximum on cleaning the valves stops.

by 10761dkm April 3, 2025

Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.

"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."

by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013

Maximum Dippage

Is when you give maximum potential Aka your the Shit

She is giving maximum Dippage

by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

maximum buckets

When you make a bunch of shots like when you iz on fire

yo iz you gona get dem maximum buckets

by airmax93 October 9, 2006