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Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.
John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
by Ememento October 4, 2024
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maximum borkdrive

When a doggo uses up his 2 borks a day and accidentally borks a 3rd time and switches int maximum borkdrive.
A: What is that doggo doing?
B: He switched into maximum borkdrive!
by Neger fra grønland March 30, 2017
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Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.
At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.
by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023
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Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.
"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."
by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013
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Maximum Dippage

Is when you give maximum potential Aka your the Shit
by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022
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Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
by Onlypudge December 1, 2011
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Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.
Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010
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