Man Maths

The act of loosely guestimating whether a goal is achievable, often without fully thinking through the ramifications of achieving said goal.

Last month, Joe used Man Maths to work out he could just about afford an iPad with his disposable income and purchased one, however a week later he ended up receiving an on-the-spot fine for being stellard in public and this took him into his overdraft.

by FoxdieUK July 8, 2010

sparx maths

you think hegarty maths is bad try sparx its much worse so much worse

your sparx maths is not due till friday but you still havent started it (proceeds to get bullied by the teacher for the whole lesson

by mrenyclopedia67465747 November 17, 2021

2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

A common fraise for easy math, often used by 10 year olds still dabbing and flossing thinking their cool

Basically defining a simple math statement

Kindergartener: Math, what does that mean?

Big Shaq: 2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths

by bign00b June 6, 2019

Quick Maths

To do math so fast, your brain explodes

"Aye you kno Johnny?"
"Yeah I heard died of quick maths"
"Damn such a smart man"

by LongDickJohn December 4, 2017

Quick Bob Maths

A term used to describe extremely fast mental arithmatic.

Wow, that was some quick bob maths!

by Alliquator December 19, 2009

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.

I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.

by Halmos March 12, 2016