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What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.
by destructotruck March 17, 2010
"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"
"No thanks, Japang."
"Ahh young boy?"
"No thanks, Japang."
"Ahh young boy?"
by The_Strut October 21, 2004
When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.
Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "
John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"
John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"
by Atheist FTW July 03, 2010
A slow BlowJob. One involving a soft slow stroke of the lips on a nice hard shaft. A good lip masseus will stroke a cock all the way up and down using the throat as an assist.
Mary: "Guess what i did to Johnny today after school got out?"
Sue: "What?"
Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"
Sue: "What?"
Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"
by LipMasseus February 06, 2013
by King John Wayne the Second March 24, 2011
A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.
by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021