lumberjack

A fashionably disabled(genderly-confused)tree cutting person.

see monty python

by Jo Rabbi November 22, 2003

Lumbersack

To chop ones balls off using an axe.

Omg Brenda did you hear about Chelsey going to jail after lumbersacking Jason after he cheated on her?

by Mymumismysonnnnn November 3, 2016

Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.

"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

by lumberjack77 January 1, 2015

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

lumberjack

a word you call a friend who likes 'chopping' wood

mahfouz: mascud is a lumberjack wtf does eat wood
mascud: i heard that also its nice
mahfouz: ur such a lumberjack

by creatoroftheword March 10, 2019

lumberjack special

The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.

Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.

by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Lumberjock

Not to be confused with a lumbersexual- which is tied to the masculinity, or lack there or of the man, a lumberJOCK can be any gender or sexuality, though, Subaru lesbians are a very common yet under represented type.

Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.

They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.

“Did you see that guy at Stumptown in the red flannel?”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
“Oh, yeah, him.”

by Blue.jay September 25, 2021