LoserBator

A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.

Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?

Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.

Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?

Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.

Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

choad lover

Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.

Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.

Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

Liberty Lover

Identifying with the sexual fetish of liberty and all things pertaining to it.

"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "

Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover

by jonbgood April 7, 2015

johnson lover

One who expresses love towards male genitalia

The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.

by bolt06 September 21, 2016

B-lover

A man who loves any girls with big, curvy boobs. B-lover meaning a (big) boobs lover.

Jack: Hey man! Look at her boobs! They are stunning!
Tom: Oh Jack! You are such a b-lover.

by HatemX December 1, 2016

Lazy Lover Syndrome

A person who consistently performs little or no physical effort in the bedroom or other sexual activities.

My girl's got major Lazy Lover Syndrome. I went down on her for an hour and half, but when it's blowjob time, she's 'tired' after five minutes.

by C.T. Hull February 15, 2019

Jewish lover

A guy that loves his Jewish girls

He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him

Kyle:
I love me some Jewish girls

Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover

by Savagemylads July 25, 2019