Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

by fpile September 12, 2010

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lonliness

a specific form of loneliness of a romantic type, characterized by being much worse than regular loneliness

Lauren Schiely, overwhelmed by lonliness, cried heavily.

by Charles Barkley (the second) April 1, 2009

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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a heterosexual male mental disorder caused by constant rejection by women.

Jerry has Male Loneliness Syndrome since he no longer bothers to try dating women because they constantly reject him because he isn't good looking and rich enough.

by Jerry1971 June 5, 2010

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Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

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A girl who suffers from a constant need of someone's attention, that they will say or do anything related to social retardedness in order to attain such.

A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.

Bob: I saw your ex the other day

D: Oh yeah?

Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.

D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.

by Duwanajay February 26, 2013

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