flying cockroach

Used for 'I don't care'.

When people say 'I don't give two cents', or 'I dont give a ___', instead, say 'I don't give a flying cockroach!' or 'I don't give a flying TWO cockroaches!', to make it even more dramatical.

by omw! December 19, 2008

cockroaching

(v) Knowingly inserting your penis into one's STD infested vagina without a condom.

"That girl was so hot that I did not even care that I was cockroaching her."

by Cockroaching February 8, 2012

cockroach

When you take a hit and then blow it through a pipe into your friends mouth. its good if your low on weed.

You want to Cockroach wit me cuz were low on dah green dawg.

by Eddie (the real one) October 15, 2004

cockroach

Cockney rhyming slang for 'coach'.

Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time.

Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?

Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.

Mr. Brown: A what?

Sidney: With a coach!

by deathmetalfan May 4, 2011

madagascar hissing cockroach

when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.

oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!

by Dick Cummingsworth August 16, 2006

Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroachin'

lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.

bruce, stop cockroachin' it, i'm tryin to sleep.

what are you doing? cockroachin'.

by G I noah July 29, 2011