I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
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Get the lobin mug.so, literally no one has this name other than me so im creating my own since im so cool anyways im nice and funny and i consider myself the best person in the world !! <3 anyways no ones gonna read this but to anyone that does ur cool ^
lochna is the sweetest person ever :)
by sexyafshawty November 22, 2021
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They effortlessly captivates people’s attention and is incredibly lovable. If a person ends up with a logina they would be the luckiest person out there and would be set for life. Treat them right because she is so worth it.
Most logina’s have brown hair and brown eyes, and love to be treated like queens.
They effortlessly captivates people’s attention and is incredibly lovable. If a person ends up with a logina they would be the luckiest person out there and would be set for life. Treat them right because she is so worth it.
Most logina’s have brown hair and brown eyes, and love to be treated like queens.
This logina is wifey material.
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Get the J'lockin mug.Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!
"Metro Locking"
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
by Phil Ireland January 28, 2009
Get the Metro Locking mug.Wearing riding chaps or alterations of them with nothing beneath is a reverse loincloth - rather than covering only your genitals, you cover everything but. Applicable to both genders.
When he came home from work last night, I decided to surprise him with a reverse loincloth and some lit candles.
by notwing July 20, 2010
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