by ronburgundy123 August 25, 2021
Get the Chinese Aviator's License mug."So I took a bit of artistic license, okay? It's called "Queen Kong Lear", about an apewoman who feels unloved by her sons. If Shakespeare were alive today he'd totally love it."
by Monkey's Dad March 10, 2020
Get the artistic license mug.What 20-30 year old life fuckups say they are working on acquiring to their friends and family. These people often are working Multi-Level Marketing schemes on facebook at the same time.
"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"
by Pauley-C August 31, 2020
Get the realtor license mug.by kevinjanko May 16, 2021
Get the license to grow mug.1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.
Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.
by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007
Get the bum license mug.Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
Get the momentary clowning-around license mug."Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
by Cheburik August 1, 2024
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