Lebanese lasagna

A commercially cooked dish presented as a home-cooked one.

"Hey, look, Kamal brought some Lebanese lasagna for our potluck!" said Dave, pointing to the Pizza Hut boxes.

by astralcowboy77 July 24, 2007

Bitch Lasagna

A lot of vigane pics

You Bitch Lasagna

by Indian Doode August 11, 2017

black lasagna

What a black woman's vagina with large labias looks like when peeled open.

1. I brought this black chick home from the bar last night and boy did she have a gnarly black lasagna

2. I don't know man, white girls are cool and all but i just can't get enough of that black lasagna lovin'.

-see jungle fever

by @THEOTHERGIRL December 2, 2010

Lasal

To pull a lasal means to be an absolute ass hat. A lasal doesn't reply to your messages even after he's seen them. A lasal completely ignores your emotions and the emotions of others and goes "oh well". Lives a very cynical life. To pull a lasal also means to bottle things up inside. A lasal is also a cop loving crazy cunt, and an absolute lazy bastard. A lasal wakes up during the middle of the afternoon and goes good morning, or sleeps during the entire day and at 11:59 pm goes morning, i took a nap. It also means to flake at the last minute and cancel plans.

Ben: that cunt pulled "Lasal" last night. Didn't even show up after we planned that trip weeks in advance. He saw my messages and just ignored, and went oh well the next day.

Hasso: what an absolute ass hat, but thats what a typical lasal is.

by therealhasso October 20, 2017

Hot Lasagna

When the female partner is on her period and while having intercourse the male ejaculates inside of her. Therefore, causing the blood and sperm to run down her leg like the sauce and cheese of a hot piece of lasagna.

My friend was having sex last night and didn't know she was on her period until he pulled out and saw a piece of hot lasagna on her thigh.

by Kendog Texan January 13, 2009

lasagna

the act of making sweet, sweet love; and in the process, burning the meat dish in the oven.

E: Oh fuck, that cunt burned my pan again.
R: Oh no, was Lisa making lasagna with the guy she met at the bar last night?

by brown bonnet November 10, 2010

lasagna pussy

Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.

Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.

by Whatsuppissy December 19, 2016