Lane Pirate

A skilled driver who takes space at will from other drivers on the road. A rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.

"I know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. Aargh."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

lane rejection

Lane rejection is when you're sitting at a red light on a multi-lane road, and the person coming up behind you switches lanes to get behind someone else who looks faster.

My Pinto gets lane rejected all the time. Sometimes I'm the only one in my lane!

I've got to get a new car, I've got a chronic case of Lane Rejection!

by Phoenyx April 7, 2006

lane nazi

A person who desires to cotrol the behavior of fellow drivers by refusing to move to the left lanes (aka the slow lanes) and thereby acting as barrier to the free flow of traffic.

May be the driving stage of the hayes street shuffle.

That fricken lane nazi is blocking traffic for a half a mile.

by nickson February 10, 2006

Lane Tech

A school where white skinny nerds run around the halls playing recorder and smashing short Asians

I go to Lane Tech. The nerds are fucking weird as shit.

by Ya Ya Yeetus March 27, 2019

Lane Hanger

n. A driver that stays in the passing lane without moving over to let faster cars pass by. This driver is married to the cruise control and forces other cars to pass him/her on the inside or outside lane (depending on what part of the world you are from).

Traffic was moving slowly because a lane hanger.

by Captain America Lives October 9, 2007

lane possessive

someone cutting in on your fast lane

you're driving to work or heading somewhere, it's not a leisure type of drive, you actually need to get somewhere. then someone cuts in on your fast lane and slows you down. you get upset because you're lane possessive.

by s.pan December 5, 2011

Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008