lamb cannon

Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear

I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

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lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.

That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.

by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006

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Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

by KaySof August 6, 2012

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lamb boy

A huge virgin

Austin is such a lamb boy.

by Hopkins14 February 12, 2018

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Ryan Lambed

To get Ryan Lambed is to get so fucked up that you’re rendered mentally handicapped. While Ryan Lambed, you’re extremely ignant and incapable of making rational decisions. All motor skills are reduced to about 30% of normal functionality while Ryan Lambed.

I got Ryan Lambed off my fucking balls the other night and kicked in someone’s front door. Needless to say I ended up in the back of a police cruiser.

by PB Richie February 22, 2019

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