Tea leaves

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015

pipe and leave

This is a phrase commonly used amongst many people that have casual sex. pipe and leave is used for when you have sex with someone and just leave afterwards. Another term for casual sex.

Guy one: I don't really want a relationship.

Guy two: pipe and leave then son!

by Shortayy May 12, 2008

leave a brick

it means to get a drink and only take a few sips, leaving almost a full cup/bottle to go to waste.

Everytime we go to a party, he always finds a way to take someone else's beer and leave a brick because he didnt want to finish it.

by Tris May 8, 2004

Fuck and leave

When a guy only wants sex from a girl ,After getting what he wants he leaves .

Friend: Do you really like her?
Guy: Nah fam , just gonna fuck and leave.

by #Niggasaintshit February 26, 2018

Fraternity Leave

Taking off from work so you can go to a frat party or missing work to go to a frat party.

Boss: So why can't you come in tonight?
Bro: Crazy rager tonight, im going on fraternity leave.

by octivemelody May 30, 2018

Leaving in 5

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.

Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude

by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022