chans_big_laptop

That one tik toker who blew up and then got shadowbanned oh and yea haechan‘s future wife or something lol she cries way too much and she is bi

Did you see chans_big_laptop new vid

Oh yes it sucked let’s hate on her

by Nr1 haechan stan December 17, 2020

fat-ass laptop

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

by wogface May 16, 2008

Scouse Laptop

A pizza box.

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !

by eddy_52 September 22, 2009

Gaming Laptop

a gaming pc but more expensive but with the advantage of bringing it to places

Oh wow mom this Gaming Laptop is more expensive than my liver!

by TheManWhoHasNoIdea October 27, 2021

call that laptop

a term for e-sex

'oh bertha and kyle having e-sex? call that laptop!'

by sageleaaf March 10, 2022

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 11, 2010

The Laptop Mizer

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.

Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

by Robert "This Fucking Sucks" M. January 18, 2009