Brown knife

Brown knife is used commonly in prison after raping someone and shoving a knife up there ass

Prisoner 1: that’s the guy who snitched on vinny lets give him a little talk
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife

Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*

by my sc is @lil.trapdog May 18, 2018

Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

My Little Knifey

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

by Yi November 21, 2018

kintek

Hes the best person in the world, i so want his cock in my mouth, i looked at his sogamed page, like wow!

i am sucking his cock right now

by leetGURLS`kristie June 20, 2003

Knifehand

Serves as a hand signal and way of pointing at things. A knifehand is done by fully extending and adjoining the thumb and fingers. If somebody points a knifehand in your direction, you're about to have a really bad day. It is also a strike in mcmap

Example 1: Even Chuck Norris fears the knifehand!

Example 2: Holy shit, the T-1000 just knifehanded John conner's foster parent in the face!

by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.

1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.

by Iddiiwltwigt November 30, 2004

Spook Knife

A broken glass bottle, used for stabbing someone.

A term used by angry circle jerks who just wanna fuck shit up.

Man that bouncer was a cock, trying to charge me $100 to get into the club... "smashes bottle" im going to spook knife that motherfucker..

by white knight1 November 9, 2010