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Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.
by #freeuab January 20, 2015
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Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.
Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!
by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011
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kinderkuntte

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.
1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!
by Xanthrant April 6, 2006
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Kinderhoe

Child who dresses like a hoe, whore or prostitot. Also called a prostitot.
"Oh my god, look that little girl! She is a total kinderhoe!"
by Queen Lillith May 11, 2006
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Small kine

"small kine" is pidgeon English. It's Hawaiian slang for saying "a little bit" or "to a small degree".
If someone can't hear you well over the phone, but can pick up what you're saying, they'd say, "I can hear you small kine." (i.e., I can hear you a little bit.)
by Hibiscus_shaka March 6, 2012
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Kinderjargon

The unique set of noises, grunts, screams, non-sense words, etc. used by kindergarden students to communicate with one another.
Little Johny wakes up from nap time, turns to his classmate Tommy, and says "My banklet is wet." (I pissed myself in my sleep)

Kindergardeners speak kinderjargon.
by O.G. Kronic July 29, 2011
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kince

Kinda nice. When you're too lazy to write it all.
Josephine: My building is giving out free pizza.
Danny: That's kince of them.
by bouncingduck September 9, 2011
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