girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?
girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!
girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!
by freshfromconcentrate October 27, 2010
Get the Kansas City truck-stopmug. How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.
by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008
Get the The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkoutmug. Small town of about 28,000 people. Here whites are actually the minority and are pissed off rednecks, but mostly everyone get's along. Very diverse town from Asians, Cockasians, Indians, Hispanics, to even priates from Somalia
Tom: Hey Jose, what do you think about garden city, kansas ?
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..
by Csiiir April 30, 2009
Get the garden city, kansas mug. a boring town in western kansas...where nothing really happens and no one cares if it does, has a very diverse population, from mennonites to hispanics and everything in-between, also known for its violent wind storms and for finally getting an i-hop in 2009
jo- "what's happenin', man?"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."
jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."
jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"
by tots_93 February 19, 2009
Get the garden city, kansasmug. A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋
Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?
Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
by swagtootuff September 18, 2024
Get the Kansas City Casserolemug. When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslidemug. a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
by just_dug January 12, 2022
Get the kansas city steamermug.