Redditor's Knee

The small indents on your knees acquired after a large amount of time on the toilet

I started getting redditor's knee at around the 30-minute mark

by Zac_c__ July 13, 2015

Knee knocker

1) A term used by sailors for the jamb of a water-tight door. A water-tight door's opening is about 20 inches above walking surface.

2) A term used by hot-rod enthusiasts for after market items mounted to the bottom of a dashboard assembly. (ie. Tachometers, Nitrous Oxide switches, etc.)

If you can't lift a swab bucket over a knee knocker, you have no reason to be on my ship.

by Koakoa September 12, 2015

sharp knees

A judgment leveled against an otherwise perfectly proportioned, if not slightly trim, and pleasant looking woman. Generally uttered by a male who is way below her class.

Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!

by Dwight Frank September 30, 2005

Knee-Beard

The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.

Dude, I just used conditioner on my knee-beard.

by hoboace February 17, 2008

Dirty knees

When things get a little hot and she needs to suck on a popsicle

Yo she got dirty knees last night

Bruh last night she got really bad dirty knees

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Taking a Knee

Phrase borrowed from American football terminology to indicate a player or team running out the final seconds of a football game (the act itself consists of literally touching one's knee to the floor to facilitate the running of the game clock), "taking a knee" is the act of putting oneself in cruise control, usually in a work setting or some other undesirable situation. The individual is physically present, but his mind is not on his task, and there may even be some goofing off associated with "taking a knee." Mostly used by professional sports savvy men.

Since it is the Friday before a long weekend and I don't want to do any work, I'm "taking a knee" today.

by JeffP September 11, 2005

knee grow

the "save" in which someone says when there is an african american around and happens to hear your racial slurs

white dude-- whats up, my negros?
offended black dude-- SAY WHAT?!
white dude-- i said whats up... my knee grows...

by nicole May 22, 2004