Kade

The most fucking idotic piece of cum,shit,dick,pussy.
Goes for essendon and has an asian friend and another friend called theo.
Has a tiny dick and wil never have a wife.
Has a shitty mallet cut and thinks he strong but hes not.
Fuck you kade!

Your such a fucking kade

by LonySonyPs4 November 13, 2019

Kade

One the most sweetest boys you will ever meet. Has a big heart and will love you forever. He has muselcs and is a runner. Is very creative, he will probuly be an Olympic runner. He is very athletic. He has dirty blonde hair and brownish blue eyes. He is sort of skinny. He has a best friend named Tyler and a friend named Bryson. He will probuly date and fall I love with an Ava.

Wow he is so sweet, I bet he is a kade.

by Cute happy elephant girl November 27, 2017

Kade

Kade is a great guy who is good at the sex. Some may know him better as the “pussy slayer”. He knows exactly what he’s doing and how to get the job done.

You know the pussy slayer?

You mean kade?

by Freaky drika April 1, 2022

Kade

A Kade will most likely be the most unforgettable guy or person you will ever meet. He’s really tall (usually), extremely athletic and strong for their size, his smile is top tier, and his personality is amazing. He’s always a neck breaker wherever he goes, no matter if they’re young or old, boy or girl, people are gonna turn. He’s very selective when it comes to girls but seems to be every girls dream guy. He’s the type of guy you’d want to drop your man for. He’s surprisingly smart, probably smarter than 95% of people he meets. Deep down he’s very sweet and isn’t scared to show it. He’s very charming, enough to make you wet with one sentence and a smile. Best of all he’s super funny, always cracking jokes and making people laugh, it’s like a second nature of his. Overall he’s as close to perfect as a person can get. Next time you see a Kade go up and talk to him, you won’t regret it.

Do you see Kade over there? The things I would do to him if he gave me the opportunity.

by Sillykitten88 November 17, 2025

dirty kade

THIS DOES NOT EXIST IT WAS MADE UP BY KADE ON DSD DO NOT LET HIM FOOL YOU.

DIRTY KADE ISN'T A REAL WORK

by DIRTYKADEISNTREAL May 13, 2022

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

Kade

Kade is such a cute girl and she is smart and funny and loves sushi and hates chinks.

Wow she’s so cute! I bet her name is Kade!

by anonymous September 28, 2023