Jonny Shine

(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning

hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny West

Sex of the hand, masturbating a woman.

I totally gave her a jonny west last night, she came all over the place

by Andy.T December 23, 2008

Little Jonny

Little Jonny loves to shovel driveways while fucking his puppy, when he comes to school the next day he makes sure to have a picture album of the shoveled driveway, also his wee wee has puppy juice on it

Little Jonny is a puppy fucking son of a bitch

by Josh rhajjdjdjjdb May 3, 2019

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

by Krista April 6, 2005

Jonny Purvis

The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.

That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!

by Fatkins Diet February 11, 2009

Jonny Crowther

a guy i know who knows me also

very hot, very cool, slightly strange

by hitcher January 19, 2005