Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025

Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

johan

johan is the type of person that considers everyone in everything even though he doesn’t like them. he is very kind and caring, even though he can be a bit clueless about some things he say . he is the person that does not like indirect people because he just wants everyone to be straight with him. he is very admirable and everyone would want a charming boy in their life.

isn’t that the johan kid, he is very charming aye ?

yup, he is

by corpsegf December 27, 2021