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Jobby

Jobby is defined as a job that is really a hobby because of the attitude of "why am I spending my time" doing it when I can be doing something else that is more important.
Ugh!!! Here I go again to this place that I hate. What? Where? You know my jobby.
by The original Queen Bee April 19, 2018
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jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute
Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.
by Pikeyd January 6, 2018
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Jobby Brother

Texting your friend when doing a poo and he is also doing a poo texting you back.
I was texting you while doing a poo, your my Jobby Brother
by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025
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Jobby Choppers

The stink from the nearby jobby choppers stopped me eating my lunch.
by TeaTea69 January 12, 2020
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Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
by JDZD January 26, 2022
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Jobby

A hobby that becomes more like a job.
Watering the yard started off as a hobby but it's become more of a jobby.
by Cavebilly January 21, 2024
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Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.
Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.
by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021
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