jihad

One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.

"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"

by Vicster May 29, 2005

Jihad

He is the hottest guy you will ever see like ever!,sweet and hot as fuckkk. If you ever meet a jihad you should definitely go for him.

Jihad

by Joujouuu November 13, 2020

jihad

an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.

Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.

by Colin G. October 2, 2007

Jihadist's Dozen

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

by jayrobs June 28, 2017

jihadisthanbalite

Chad hanbalite.
May Allah unite him with Imam Ahmad(as)

jihadisthanbalite is literal definition of chad hanbalite.

by someusername77111 May 7, 2021

Jihad Maid

An Indian woman, especially a non-Muslim Indian woman, who dreams of becoming the highest ranking harem slave in an Islamic caliphate. Serves Islamic ideology. Rides jihadis.

Twitter is full of these fugly jihad maids defending jihadist attacks.

by Colleen Declension June 14, 2022

jager jihad

Just like a jagerbomb except instead of one shot of jagermeister in a cup of red bull it is one shot of red bull in a cup of jagermeister.

Arie: Dude, J.'s so drunk after like 3 drinks. Are Jager bombs that potent or is he just a light weight?
Mert: Nah bro, he just downed a jager jihad... 3 times... in two minutes.

Arie: Oh.

by Canadiankid415 May 16, 2016