Jeans

Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.

Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans

by ChErSuPeRfAn4uxx17 August 8, 2008

dragon jeans

Jeans that are so baggy and long, they drag on the ground when you walk around.

"These here be ma dragon jeans - they be draggin' on da groun."

by kwaping January 4, 2008

drainpipe jeans

jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples

i bought some drainpipe jeans

those drainpipes are very expensive

by your mum is fit December 13, 2009

ass jeans

A type of girl denim jeans or pants that are especially favorable for showing the perfect curves of a girl's buttocks, usually pocketless. They can only be worn by some.

"Dude, did you see that chick's ass?"
"Yeah, girls should wear ass jeans more often."

by Battalion_Stallion January 31, 2008

skinny jeans

Leg sufocators. Makes you look thin but they hurt... alot.

Girl 1: Omg girl you look so thin in those skinny jeans
Girl 2: I cant feel my legs.

by k&j swizzle May 26, 2013

I like your jeans

is basically a subtle way to tell someone they are hot. unless you actually do like their jeans, that's okay too.

Girl: I like your jeans.
Guy: Thanks. ;D
Girl: **SWOON**

by Imetaguyatjellsparkandhewashot February 21, 2010

true religion brand jeans

an expensive jean brand. Most of their jeans look very nice and have thick stitchings. They have the horseshoe on the pocket as their logo. It is worn casually and is very fashionable.

Bob: "Nice jeans, they true religion brand jeans?"
Steven: "thanks, yeah they are true religions, i really like them"

by inrialiti March 6, 2011