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Jean-Paul Manoeuvre
The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
Jean-Paul Manoeuvre by magnisius March 7, 2018
Jean-Paul
Jean-Paul is a person that often characterises others by their flaws. He tries to let people down gently and often calls them out harshly in the end. Jean Pauls do not care about what they say, cos they will come back like a boomerang. Despite Jean-Paul being very flawed within himself, they can be comforting and friendly when they need to be. More often than not, Jean-Paul will buy you something for you're birthday and will invite you to his parties especially if he likes you. Jean-Pauls are loving yet harsh at the same time, similar to if Oprah and Ellen Degeneres had a baby, that would be what a Jean-Paul is.
I cannot believe that worked! Thank you for being such a Jean-Paul!
Person 1: Help me, my boyfriend is texting another girl!
Person 2: Not to be a Jean-Paul or anything, I think it's because you are too fat, but that means he isn't capable of loving you all, you are too hot to handle baby cakes!!
Person 1: Help me, my boyfriend is texting another girl!
Person 2: Not to be a Jean-Paul or anything, I think it's because you are too fat, but that means he isn't capable of loving you all, you are too hot to handle baby cakes!!
Jean-Paul by TheRealGEmilyB October 20, 2019
Jean-luc
Jean-Luc is a great, friendly and handsom personne if you ever need someone to cheer you up it would be Jean-luc, Jean-lucs are usually pretty wealthy and are really over confident, they are also great lovers they will have you screaming there name all night, they make great husband and will never let you down when it comes to sex they have the right tools
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Jean kirstein
Jean kirstein is the best person who ever existed. He is our lord and savior. The one who will save humanity and get us out of the dark times. He can cure depression with his magical beauty. He is seen as cocky, but deep down he is really loving and kind. He is perfection.
Jean kirstein by Jeansplumptatas August 25, 2021
Jean-Christophe
One of the most amazing person you'll ever meet in your life. This person is also known as the richest person in Canada. Before the name was associated to a jewellery shop in France, it was the business name of small ice cream shop in down town Long-Beach, California.
Jean-Christophe by Mr.4ND3RS0N August 22, 2011