a very handsome person . one who is very smart. usually dates someone whos name starts with a "C" like christi or a chloe. javas is an indian baby name that means quick . Javas plays basketball or football and is secretly good at singing . Javas is a nervous person. feels like he is always going to get a bad response . hesitating
by frootloop11 November 14, 2018

The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.
Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.
by canndodd November 26, 2009

When you're coding in Java, whilst drinking "java" (the slang term for "coffee") and being in the Indonesian island named Java.
I pulled an all-nighter for my programming project, fully embracing the triple Java: coding in Java, sipping my coffee, and soaking up the vibes of beautiful Java Island!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025

Java is a general-purpose, concurrent, object-oriented programming language that was designed specifically to have as few implementation dependencies as possible.
by JuliusCcs October 8, 2018

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good
Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.
Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider
Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.
Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.
Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider
Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.
Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.
by GoneCase March 9, 2016
