jasper

Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.

That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".

by Michelle B April 5, 2008

jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 25, 2006

Jasper

a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.

Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX

by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019

jasper

An all use term that means beverage.

Mate, pass the jasper, I'm gasping

by gargleflex October 26, 2010

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

jasper H

the most faily person alive
genraly a person who fails at everything they do in life

lol at that dude he's such a jasper H

by i haza life November 15, 2011

jasmeria

A girl who can be bossy and love to hang with friends. She likes to hang with boys and can be really tough. Loves to go out and party but can be chill and knows how to act. She can sometimes catch and attitude and stop dealing with people.

Jasmeria is a really cool chick that loves to go out and have fun with friends.

by Keep_it_Cool January 1, 2017