Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity

When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.

by Bulldog March 10, 2007

jail bait

a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.

guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bait."

by Kirstin c/o Kev Nice April 19, 2006

Horny Jail

Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."

*Bonk*

"You're going to Horny Jail!"

"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Janilah

She’s very pretty, she doesn’t gaf about what people have to say about her. She don’t play tha messy shii she’ll get down with anybody so don’t fw her. She’ll put anybody in they place real quick trust me .

“Janilah is not the one to be played with

by anonymous May 15, 2023

jabillion

A billion that is compounded nearly limitlessly. Similar to bajillion.

I've seen this movie a jabillion times!

by Francesco V May 25, 2007

Jail Joint

Joints which are commonly smoked in jail. These joints consist of ussaly .1gs of marajuana.

John: I'm so good at rolling
Paul: Can you roll jail joints?
John: Ya even those small suckers

by jailjoint June 29, 2009

Jailbatious

1.Having the qualities of jail bait.

2. Of, or pertaining to, jail bait.

1. "She looks so young, you might say she is jailbatious."
2. She has a jailbatious way about her.

by redwytnblak July 10, 2010