A person who is the bootleg version of Josue. Like Bizarro Superman he has all of Josue's strengths and super powers but Josuans are ugly as sin and dumb as a box of rocks.
Girl to girlfriend: "Mmmm look at that Josue over there I'm going over to talk to him."
Girlfriend back to girl: "Don't!!! Look closer girl, he's not a Josue he's a Josuan."
Girlfriend back to girl: "Don't!!! Look closer girl, he's not a Josue he's a Josuan."
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Guy:"Daayyyum Jouselin Is That A Unicorn Over There?"
Jouselin: "Yes Charlie It Deffinetly Is "
Looks Off Into The Distance
Jouselin: "Yes Charlie It Deffinetly Is "
Looks Off Into The Distance
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