Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

jobby

it's a portmanteau of job and hobby. Where the employer pays you so little it might as well be a hobby.

I go to my jobby 40 hours a week 52 weeks a year and I have nothing to show for it.

by desert_dweller5 April 1, 2019

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

Jobby

Jobby is defined as a job that is really a hobby because of the attitude of "why am I spending my time" doing it when I can be doing something else that is more important.

Ugh!!! Here I go again to this place that I hate. What? Where? You know my jobby.

by The original Queen Bee April 19, 2018

Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.

"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."

by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

Jobby Choppers

A slang term for the local sewage works

The stink from the nearby jobby choppers stopped me eating my lunch.

by TeaTea69 January 12, 2020