by julianlake March 5, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.
Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
by Lookwhostalking May 16, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. by Jesusthebigdicknig August 4, 2019
Get the Jesusmug.