jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

Jalapeno Popper

This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse

Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good

by Gentle_neal April 22, 2018

Jalapenis

The act of purposefully or accidentally getting jalapeno juice on your or another man's penis.

I went to take a piss after cooking with jalapenos and accidentally got jalapenised.

by PimpDaddyPink July 19, 2018

jalapenolingus

When you eat hot peppers and then eat a vagina

After dinner we went home and I performed Jalapenolingus on her.

by Addemup77 August 29, 2018

Jalapenis

Chomping on a jalapeno and and then giving a blowjob.

My wife gave me jalapenis

by Jmad1987 November 24, 2018

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019