Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.

"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."

Jakob by poopadoopadoo December 7, 2011

jokobeast 

an indefinable supreme beast; the apex of uberness

the jokobeast just owned me!!!11 ¬_¬

jokobeast by ox July 17, 2002

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

Jakob The Liar by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

jakobee 

Jakobee is a very dominant person who likes to be right& stands up for what he believes in. He’s tough when needed.

Jakobee is very outspoken and strong.

jakobee by Xy06 December 26, 2017

jakoba 

The best bro ever. some people want to be him, but he dosent let that get to his head.

Wish i could be like jakoba

jakoba by dododdo12 October 5, 2013

jakobables 

the best youtuber ever

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*

jakobables by KGamer On YT September 9, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind

Wow did you see that hot stoner I bet he’s a jakob

Jakob by Allison_is_cool910 November 29, 2019