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Israelite

Black, Hispanic, and Native American people whose Fathers were legally enslaved in america (the new egypt).

A Nation not desired.

A Nation of People whose Fathers were deemed as 3/5 of a man, less than a man, not a man.

A group of People whose Fathers were forced to eat foods that were unlawful for them to eat under the laws of GOD given to Moses in the mountain.

A People whose Fathers were taken captive by their enemies and forced to work in exchange for a shack, unlawful food, and water.

A People whose Fathers were talked down to and treated as "less than" all other men on earth.

A People whose Fathers were forced to watch or get out of the room while their own wives were raped or fornicated with by their enemy, master.

People whose Fathers lands were won by their enemies in a series of bar fights called wars because their enemy is not classy.

A People whose Fathers were given as gifts to other people in the antebellum united states.

A People whose Fathers are scattered all over the globe claiming to be other nations of people, for example, americans, hispanics, or puerto rican.

People whose Fathers continue to be legally enslaved employees in america and in other countries.

A group of people whose Fathers have been swallowed up by their enemies.

A People group whose Fathers were brought to america in the bottom of huge ships to work for free.

A group of People whose Fathers watched helplessly as their daughters were defiled and abused by men.
Man: "My daddy is an Israelite"

Woman: "My daddy is an Israelite, too"

Man: "That means that, under the law of Moses, we can get married to each other. Do you want to marry me?"

Woman: "Sure."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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israel

Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.

Jews are 'only' those that practice judaism. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel December 10, 2022
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Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.
"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"
by therenster October 13, 2007
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Israeli-an Sand Storm

I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.
by dizzle doozledaz January 9, 2011
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Israel

There are many countries in the middle east; such as Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Israel
by TheHauge November 1, 2023
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Twelve Tribes of Israel

The 12 tribes of Israel are descendants of Jacob later change his name to Israel the 12 tribes are all black they are not Latino or Native American that is a lie
Twelve Tribes of Israel consists of all black people No Other Nation is included
by Kato12070 October 18, 2020
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israeli night goggles

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex
She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles
by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007
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