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by Sirfrogsalot July 11, 2021

The intensity is greater than 1

1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).

2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.

1. I don't understand science.

2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?

Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."

by lmnopqrs11 January 16, 2011

pun intended

An expression to clarify the use of a pun in a previous statement. Most often employed when a speaker does not trust his audience to recognize the pun on its own.

A pun is its own reword (pun intended).

by Glest January 31, 2010

cruel intentions

a movie including sex, sex, and sex.

did you see that movie cruel intentions? you should watch it with ur boyfriend!

by rockzy April 27, 2003

For all intensive purposes

Frequently spoken by a complete fucking retard, usually from Alabama, who intends to say "For all intents and purposes".

Not sharking layer 2, for keybros errors in authentication for all intensive purposes renders remedial remediations virtually worthless. Errgo, a waste of your time.

by CorDev November 2, 2009

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

no pun intended

1. the act of discovering a pun by sheer coincidence and announcing the find.

2. the act of deliberately making a pun and feeling embarassed that it can't be taken back

person 1: wait....haha! get it? no pun intended!
person 2: stop lying: you said that on purpose.

by dan trainor March 22, 2007