faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate

(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier

by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016

butt injection

a butt injection is when your butt gets injected by a needle and the medicine goes in you butt. IT HURTS.

i got sick, went to the doctor and got a butt injection and it hurt.

by pirasan July 10, 2017

Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.

Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.

by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017

testicular insertion

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways

My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017

Vorheest Infection

A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.

“I cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”

by caitdawg April 19, 2021

plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck

Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection

by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023

Beef Wellington Injection

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection

"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013